Riddles

      1.  What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?

2. Two cannibals were chatting as they had their dinner. One complained that he really quite disliked his new mother-in-law. What was the advice given to him by his companion?

3. Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

4. What ends everything always?

5. The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know he or she is. What is it?

6. It is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?

7. 2 fathers and 2 sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish. So why do they bring home only 3 fishes?

8. A large truck is crossing a bridge 1 mile long. The bridge can only hold 14000 lbs, which is the exact weight of the truck. The truck makes it half way across the bridge and stops. A bird lands on the truck. Does the bridge collapse? Give a reason.

9. What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

10. What do lazy dogs do for fun?

Me in Ten Years

Me in Ten Years


I imagine myself in ten years as a staff sergeant or higher in the marine core as a marine a sniper. If this is what I imagine myself as in ten years then I would most likely be living in the forest some time or a little hut in the forest. The only time I will be getting around is if I have some kind of mission or if I have to travel somewhere to do my job as a sniper.
If I ever leave the service I will want to go to school in Michigan like somewhere close to home so I can see my family because if you’re in the service you barely ever see your family. If or when I get out of the service I will do many things in my spare time like cooking or maybe even play hockey again but most likely not community work because if find it boring. The day I get out of the marines I would like to get a girl friend and get married and have two maybe three kids with a decent house nothing too much.
I already know I will have money because when I go to the marines I would go in as a corporal and that means I would make anywhere from 50 -64 thousand dollars a year and 64,000 times 10 is 640,000 which is really good because that means I can get a decent car and good house to raise a family in. Another good thing is the marines will pay for my four full years of college or longer which means I could get a good job to.
Another thing is some of my friends are going to the marines to and they said that they would sign up with me so I won’t be going alone even though that eventually we will be shipped off to different places but it’s still something I could look forward to. There’s one reason out of five that I want to go to the marines is because my brother was going to go but ended up not going because he was scared so I want to show him that I’m not a little wimp like he says I am.